From here, my world is dark and tiny and a bit dusty. So, probably pretty different from yours!
Hey, I might look like some kid, but I’m really, uh….I’m older than you are, for sure!
Bonnibel said that she thinks it might be because of stuff like “vitrifi-something” and “cryo-whatsits” and other really long science-y words. I should ask her next time she’s back here. …Oh, and something she called “freeze tolerance,” too, but w-what kind of Ice King would I be without that? ‘Cept not right now - I don’t think I could handle anything frozen today. Haha, n-nope, no ice and snow to tolerate here!
The Ice Kingdom has the best sunsets.
A message from the “mods:”
"Here’s the final story arc cover! Thank you so much for all of your continued support, everybody!”
A thousand-year-old blood feud…that this one donkus can’t remember.
And, again, here is a message from the “mods:”
"Sorry for the delay! Here’s the second of the three story arc covers as we continue to celebrate hitting 1,000 followers. So there’s going to be one more on the way!"
This ain’t anything like her Fire Kingdom tragedies.
In commemoration of reaching 1,000+ followers, here is a message from the “mods:”
"Wow, 1,000+ followers! You all are great, so in honor of you all joining and supporting us on this endeavor, here is the first in a series of three posters. This AU does have a storyline that we split into three arcs—so there will be one poster for each arc! Thank you again for your support, and we hope you enjoy this piece!”
I’d usually be all for f-freezin’ things, especially dangerous things, heh, but… the i-ice don’t sound nice anymore. It’s all loud and screaming and being real unkind so you and your f-frost powers better stay away! Not that you’ll be able to find me where I’m hiding. Eh-heh-heh… heh. There ain’t any i-ice over here, it’s safe.
… Little dusty though, if you ask me.
What a terrible day to have snow lyin’ all over the place, too…
My teeth? They’ve always been this sharp, I guess! They’re real good for biting things, like wolves and polar bears and other stuff that tries to bite me. So I think my teeth’re sweet for fightin’ stuff that doesn’t wanna get iced up. And eating too!
Not many of y’all get it, but it isn’t that hard to understand! The ice is like a blanket. I tuck you in, and it’s like… going to bed. Nothing can hurt you, ‘cause ice is hard to break! Not wolves, or angry peeps with swords, or thugs who wanna jack you up and steal your stuff, or yourself, or even big, tough ogres, I bet! And if they try, I’ll fight ‘em off! You don’t have to worry anymore. You stay safe and get to hear the ice’s whispers too. They sound like a lullaby when it’s all wrapped around you like that…
Y’all and FP and Bonnibel always act like that’s a bad thing, but it isn’t! Well… maybe it is if you’re some kinda fire elemental, ‘cause when fire gets tucked in it just disappears like whoosh, but if you’re anything else it’s really swell! Why, I’d say it’s the best thing that could ever happen to you… heh-hehe.
I’ve heard some junk about a giant flying elephant with creepy mind powers… That thing sounds like it’d be pretty math to have around.
Though I dunno why I’d try to get one of them when I could just make one out of the ice and snow. It’s a lot easier that way. I could even make lots of them if I wanted…!